the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

(via izvari)


im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(Source: banwhitepeople, via fairygodpimp)

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in